Five Years
I expected it to go by with little fanfare, but a long-time senior staff member here   sent me an email congratulating me on my FIVE YEAR anniversary.  Yes, it has been five years since I first began at .  It should be pointed out that I left the company amicably and temporarily for about 6 months to pursue a job as web developer for my local school district, but it has been 5 years since my original start date.  And what a long strange trip it's been.  
For those few who were around at that time --especially in technical support-- the following should make you laugh, but not for the reference to Donald Trump.
Here's to the next five years!  Drink up me' hearties, yo ho! 
